Hello Y'all!

Umm..well, thank you for visiting I guess, especially since you decided to drop by this blog, which for the most part, for lack of a proper adjective, has been in a coma (absconding).

 The blog's been cooking in the kitchen, for too long, for no obvious reason, and I suspect this cookie's not just burnt, but has gone well and way beyond incineration to a point where it is simply useless and rather pointless and not very relevant.

Anyway, 4 years and some bits have passed, since I'd initially started this blog and I don't exactly recall why I'd made this blog in the first place. In last four years much has happened, such as surviving a wretched and deeply annoying college life,surviving various floods and natural disasters, accepting the fact that the love of my  life is a now a totally fucked-up dope-head junkie and that businesses are best conducted without any sort of emotion added to the blend and such.So then I don't see any reason or need to bother about "Why'd I made this blog? " and such tinny questions. Since kind (and lost ) people such as yourself seem to be stumbling upon blogs like this, I suppose I should stuff some bits onto this blog.

Which brings me to now, in the last four years if there's something that I've mastered ( I am not bothered by important things such as managing money, doing my laundry, earning, being responsible etc) is the Art of Cribbing,  thanks in no small parts to studying at a most pathetic college, calling a bunch of absolutely stupid monkeys as "Professors", watching tons of excellent movies/shows (and then watching them get into a political controversy and/or go sink at the box office due to the absolutely witless "masses"), living a city that doesn't just lack compassion but rather thrives on others miseries, a traffic that refuses to acknowledge the existence of Traffic Laws, a Healthcare system that'd mostly refuse to aid you unless your wallets are obese, and living under the general tyranny of a Government that takes away your money so that they (i.e. the politicos) can have it, while you (the little hamsters in cage) continue to keep the country "growing" . 

So, as you'd imagine then its just life I'm talking about, which obviously mutated me into a veritable Cribbing Man as I stand today. Life you see, isn't all  pretty butterflies and colorful rainbows and if it were, we'd find a million different reasons to crib (eg. "Why are there so many butterflies! They're beginning to annoy  my cat", "These idiotic rainbows never let us have a clear sky" etc.) hence i hereby dedicate this blog to life and various things we crib about. 

Well then thanks, if you read it in all its entirety. See you soon.

-The Cribbing Man.

P.S.: If you were expecting some epic ending, or a normal ending, or a general point to this entire blog-post , or a certain metaphorical value, well it's not really here.

Ain't that a bit too much to expect from the first post on a blog that you just stumbled upon, eh? 

Any way just to cheer you, since you're one of the first few visitors I'll grant you special pass to the all the newest posts here, they'd be entertaining too I promise. All you have do is post a comment and hit the "Follow" and "Spread It- facebook" buttons on the blog. 
Simple isn't it? Just to strengthen my efforts to cheer you up, let me present you with joke.

~Knock Knock~
"Who's there?"
"That!"
"That who?"
"That's all folks !"

Disclaimer: Most of the things I've written about here, are obviously not related to any person/identity. Largely its just fiction, though it might occasionally be vaguely relevant to the current times/events/happenings . And in any case it is/was all co-incidental and is/was not intended. Peace.